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  • muthukmk
    08-03 07:24 PM
    Hi experts,

    Can someone help me in this regards. Awaiting eagerly for ur expert comments.


    Regards




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  • JazzByTheBay
    08-01 08:38 PM
    ... would be to outsource the mundane clerical work to a more efficient *on-shore* processing firm, and web-enable most services, remove repetitive submission of same documents with every single application, and provide customer access to his/her immigration profile & docs online (so we don't have to carry around the history of our lives on paper.... wherever we move... ).

    jazz

    It would probably be OK... but as you've rightly guessed, and given the fact that USCIS hasn't really outlined any plans to demonstrate how the extra money will be spent and whether it will guarantee better and faster service measured by a dramatic reduction in processing times, this money is probably going towards enforcement.

    It's probably DHS getting the money (not USCIS directly - the checks I wrote were for DHS, iirc).

    jazz




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  • mallu
    10-22 11:14 PM
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  • subba
    02-27 06:57 AM
    Just an update from my front, for the info of anyone else in a similar boat.

    Consulate issued me a stamp to 4/30/2010.
    I re-entered US. The officer at the Canadian airport issued me an I94 for 3 years from arrival date (instead of all the way to 4/30/2010). I am sure I will travel some other time in the next couple of years and I expect I will get an I94 all the way to 4/30/2010 when I enter back.



    Here is my situation:
    Currently on 7th year H1 extension which expires 4/30/2007 (7th year extension not stamped in passport).
    Have another 3 year extension approval ie., 5/1/2007-4/30/2010.

    Will be travelling to canada on Feb 22nd for visa stamping.

    Few qns:
    1) Will the consulate issue me a visa all they way to 4/30/2010?
    If yes, will they issue two stamps in the passport one to 4/30/2007 and one to 4/30/2010, or just one stamp?

    2) If they issue one all the way to 4/30/2010, I am assuming I can re-enter the country straightaway ie., the visa does not have an effective "begin" date of 5/1/2007.

    Anyone have any experience with a similar situation?
    Your help will be appreciated.



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  • axp817
    05-15 04:25 PM
    yes, he lucked out when his file/case/name/application got picked last Aug/Sept when that PD was current for a brief while.

    I could be wrong, but don't the dependents also need their PDs to be current in order for their 485 to be approved?

    The wife wasn't as lucky and her application wasn't picked while the window lasted, which is why she is still waiting. No?




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  • smartboy75
    11-05 01:35 PM
    hey gcseeked2002...

    There are many who have received their EAD and have their FP done, but are awaiting AP...You are in the other boat ..where in your have AP waiting for EAD....I would recommed not stressing out...eventually you will receieve it.....With the July-Aug visa fiasco, USCIS is under tremendous pressure to issue out EAD within the 90 days to everyone...Allow them so room for error.....your EAD will eventually come....hang in there...just like everybody else you is waiting for AP....



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  • ambals03
    05-10 07:04 PM
    Obama's immigration reform plan: He should admit lots of super-immigrants, the highly educated, future entrepreneurs. - By Annie Lowrey - Slate Magazine (http://www.slate.com/id/2293628/)




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  • black_logs
    02-18 12:08 PM
    Yes, most of the states are going to implement it. It is allready existing in P.A. and I know atleast 2 people who's friends picks/drops them to work. It's a shame, living in this country for 6 years and suddenly your DL is snatched away. Getting 3 years H1B extensions in all circumstances is on of our main agenda at iv.org please see our brochure in resources section. This will solve atleast some part of the problem.



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  • indianindian2006
    08-20 07:44 PM
    I am a July 2nd filer but my PD is April-20-2006 if that matters.

    RD -07/02/2007
    ND-08/08/2007

    Still waiting...........




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  • dhesha
    08-20 07:08 PM
    Just curious any July 2nd filler , filled at NSC with an approved I-140 and have PD earlier than 1/1/06 still waiting?

    yes I am. Dec 2005, NSC, I-140 Approved -- waiting....



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  • EB2ToEB3
    08-22 01:53 PM
    I doubt that you need BS in CS. I have a BS degree in Chem engg but recently my I-140 got approved without any issue.




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  • jonty_11
    07-11 02:44 PM
    Yes. Its simple math. But if it was 10K visas a year, then why did they have to jump forward by more than 2 yrs? Nobody knows how USCIS works internally. The math that v have and the one that they have differ a lot and unexpected things (for good or bad) happen all the time.
    in 1999-2000 ISNAmerica group was formed by immigrants affected by backlogs...it dissipated with the AC21 rule being passed...I hope and pray that immigrationvoice does not go away like that... We need a permanent entity to fight not just the unjust laws of the land but also anti immi groups - who want to close the door behind them.



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  • rajsand
    09-20 01:38 PM
    Hey Jaime you seem to be all charged up!!
    Great energy, will inspire many!!
    Hope we have one more rally soon!




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  • sri1309
    02-12 08:52 PM
    Because you , me and many like us have bad luck!!!! EB categories are now unofficial lottery system. If you lucky you will not wait!

    I dont have any other explanation.

    The harder I worked, the luckier I got.. I am quoting somebody here.
    What did we really do in the last so many years to highlight our issues. Be frank. Did you just wait for things to happen or did you participate or do somethig atall. Your answer will help others realize if something is missing and hence can convert into positive action.



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  • gc03
    10-20 10:31 AM
    I went to stamping in Montreal on 10/10/06. No issues or problems. I also recommend to be prepared for a lot of questions, and take all the paperwork.

    My visa was also expired in 2004. I got 3 years VISA stamp upon my 3 year extention approval.
    Good Luck.




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  • immi_seeker
    09-27 03:29 PM
    Okay this might seem really silly, but ... we got two kids < 2 years and our FP apt is at 8am. That's definitely going to mean cranky kids so I want to prepare as much as possible for the worst.

    Question - How much time does the FP process take for two people? Ours is code 3 - fingerprints, photos, if that makes any difference. Is there typically a long wait at the USCIS centers?

    I think the time it takes for FP varies from ASC's to ASC's. Mine was done at phoenix and it tooks three hours for us from the time we went in to time we came out. It it is in the morning i guess it would be much faster becuase yours my be one of the first appointments



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  • a_yaja
    10-09 07:43 PM
    Not sure what they do in the secondary inspection.. In my case they asked no questions at all.. Just asked me to sit and wait while they entered / checked something in their system. I was in and out within 20 mnts.

    I had the same experience. However, my POE was Miami. No questions asked. My spouse and I just waited (with our USC daughter) in secondary inspection till they called my name and handed over our papers to me.




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  • phillyag
    01-23 12:38 PM
    We should see how PERM came into being. Who helped PERM become a reality.
    If we can leran from the past and use that to puch for the future improvements in immigration policies for both for the country as well the immigrants




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  • raysaikat
    05-27 05:53 PM
    My parents visited here in US last year. Unfortunately my mother got high fever and admitted in hospital giving me bill of 30000$.

    Insurance company denied my claims as pre existing condition. I tried several ways to convince insurance company but all in vain.

    I negotiated with hospital to pay 15000 and paid off hospital bill.

    I also got a doctor bill later and that went to collections. I didnt pay doctor bill (500 dollars) till today.

    Does this 500 dollar collection notice will effect my mothers next visit?
    If I pay now does it matter anyway?
    Is there any chance of deportation?

    Please advice...

    Not paying the $500 is bad for your credit history. However, they should have no effect on your immigration --- AFAIK, the only thing they check if you were ever on public assistance ...




    srini1976
    07-09 08:14 AM
    If you havent already seen threads here about how bad the desi employers here in US can be, companies like Satyam, Infosys who are based in India have even worst reputation..they pay indian salaries and expect round the clock work including weekends..and ofcourse no pay..working at McDonalds is probably a better option than these companies...

    I had a very bad experience working for one of those companies and many more friends had similar experience.
    You are absolutely right my friend. And its certainly a better option to work at McDonalds :)




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